New Moon Money Magic

The Spell Your Bank Account Has Been Begging For

Hey money witches!

Look, we all know that manifesting shit costs money. Crystals aren't free, candles don't grow on trees, and that fancy book of shadows you've been eyeing on Etsy isn't going to buy itself. And let's be real - while setting intentions under the full moon is nice and all, sometimes a witch needs to get down to fucking business and make some actual cash appear.

That's why today I'm sharing my absolute favorite Money Magic ritual - the one I personally use whenever my bank account is looking more pathetic than my attempts to wake up for a 6 AM sunrise ritual.

Why the New Moon for Money Magic?

The new moon is the perfect time for planting seeds and starting fresh financial endeavors. It's like the universe is giving you a blank cosmic check to fill out. While everyone else is out there doing basic bitch cleansing rituals, you'll be laying the groundwork for financial abundance.

And no, this isn't some bullshit "just visualize money and it will appear" nonsense. This is practical witchcraft for practical bitches who need practical results.