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It’s a week full of noise, nationalism, and performative patriotism. Protect your energy with a little radical glamour magic. This quick ritual turns your style into a spell and your beauty routine into a rebellion.
What You’ll Need:
Your go-to glam item (lipstick, eyeliner, rings, glitter boots, whatever makes you feel invincible)
A mirror (optional, but powerful)
The Spell Steps:
Hold your chosen item and breathe into its power.
While applying or wearing it, repeat: "My glam is my shield. My style is my spell."
Imagine it forming a radiant aura around you that repels bullshit and broadcasts confidence.
Strut out like you hexed capitalism just by showing up.
The Magic Behind It:
Glamour magic isn’t about hiding who you are, it’s about amplifying your truth. When you glam up with intention, every swipe of lipstick becomes a sigil, every accessory a ward. It’s how we take up space in a world that wants us small.
Level Up:
Add protective herbs or oils to your beauty routine (like lavender spritz or clove gloss)
Carve a sigil into your makeup compact or keep a charged crystal in your purse
Pair this ritual with a mirror spell or glamour journal entry
Coming Soon — The Chaos Witch's Survival Guide
Spells like this are just the surface. My upcoming Chaos Witch's Survival Guide dives deep into ritual rebellion, meltdown magick, and spells for when the system’s got you spiraling. Wanna be the first to know?
What makes you feel magically untouchable? Share your radical glam looks or tag your own #MagicalMorningMinute ritual look — let’s make magic loud, proud, and hella sparkly.
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Rose is my signature essence for so much of the magick I do. I have a spray bottle of rose water on my bathroom counter that I spritz in a ciruclar motion around me - 9 pumps - to create a sphere of protection. I do this every morning. When I feel I need strong protection, or warding, I wear reflective jewelry. I have one long neckchain with small metalic circles (like dozens of tiny mirrors). When I want to feel powerful, I wear red - especially lipstick.